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Is there anything
merrier than Christmas
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in New York?
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That, dear followers,
depends on if you've made
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my naughty or nice list.
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♪ ("MERRY CHRISTMAS BABY"
BY IKE AND TINA TURNER PLAYS) ♪
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Are you trying
to wipe the slate clean,
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but coming up short?
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- I didn't order--
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Your father has
an account with us.
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Twelve-foot Douglas fir,
every year.
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You can cancel that.
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Pining for
happier holidays past?
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Maybe wishing you could avoid
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the holidays altogether
this year?
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So, for your mother,
we have options.
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The Santos de Cartier watch,
classic,
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or maybe the rose gold?
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Whatever's the most expensive.
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- Just...
- Of course.
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And for Julien?
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Um...
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that won't be
necessary this year.
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Or are you drowning your sorrows
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the old-fashioned way,
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with some therapeutic
online shopping?
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Since, uh, Max is no longer
an option,
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I guess we have to widen
our net to find a third.
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- We need a profile pic.
- Okay. Wait.
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♪ Jingle bells, jingle bells,
Jingle all ♪
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-♪ Jingle all the... ♪
-♪ Way ♪
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♪ Way ♪
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Oh, so we are doing
a Christmas tree after all?
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Oh, lord, no.
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Pops is collecting this.
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Which means no more Fruma-Sarah
nightmares of Nana Faye
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finding out we do Christmas,
or...
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did Christmas.
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You don't mind, do you?
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No. No. I'm pretty
non-denominational
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about everything anyway, so...
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That is something I need
to learn from you.
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How to not be bound to one thing
your whole life.
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As you should.
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'Cause, I mean, relationships
are just Ponzi schemes
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that we repeatedly run
on each other
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that only end in pain and ruin.
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I mean, look at you and Pops.
Jules and Obie.
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Uh, Audrey's mom and dad.
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Aki's mom and dad.
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I mean, should I go on?
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You can't think that way, Maxie.
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There are good relationships.
I promise.
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Look at Audrey and Aki.
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Their time is coming, too.
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I mean, love is just
a distraction to bide our time
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between now and when we're dead.
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But not me. No.
Not now, not ever.
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Because I got my focus back.
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Whatever the reason
for your season, my lovelies,
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rest assured that Gossip Grinch
is watching and waiting.
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Waiting to snatch your presents
right out from under your nose.
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This is all my fault.
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It's nobody's fault.
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Okay, maybe, it's like
a little bit your fault.
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Z, it's fine.
We all make mistakes.
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That's how we learn
and how we grow.
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You just need to let me worry
about finding a new apartment.
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- And tuition.
- Just keep your head down,
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and you'll get through
academic probation.
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On that note.
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How 'bout a little
scholastic motivation?
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Apparently, a bunch of private
schools decided to
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throw their annual holiday
fundraiser together.
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Taylor Mac's Holiday Sauce.
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I don't know.
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Is donating to a school that's
taken my scholarship away
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really what we should be
doing right now?
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I have to stay
in good standing with them
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just as much as you do.
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Why are there three tickets?
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I thought it would be nice,
given what's she's been through,
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if we go along with Julien.
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My entire time here has been
wrapped up in Julien.
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If you don't mind, I'd like to
keep our potential farewell tour
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to a smaller group.
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- Okay.
- Bye, Dad.
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Bye.
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♪ ("GOD REST YE MERRY GENTLEMEN"
BY ANNIE LENNOX PLAYING) ♪
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Guten Morgen, Kleiner.
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- Heidi? What?
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I thought that we were
meeting in Munich...
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...on Sunday?
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Relax. I had a pending
acquisition to close here,
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and I figured you could hitch
a ride back on the company jet.
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We had beds put in after Papa
hurt his back,
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so there's plenty of room
for you
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and whichever sister
you're dating now.
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What's with the face?
You're not happy to see me?
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Of course I am. I'm just...
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I'm surprised.
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Would you like another?
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- Fucking what?
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I didn't even know
you were dating anyone.
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Does Mom know?
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Of course. Klaus proposed
on Necker Island last month.
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I mean, even Papa's thrilled.
Of course, he should be.
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Klaus is German.
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Usually I loathe other Germans.
They're too clean.
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But Klaus is very, very dirty.
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- I forget, you're clean too.
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I, uh...
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I didn't realize that there was
a family vacation without me.
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Your social justice thing.
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It's cute, and-- and it serves
a purpose. Sometimes.
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But you took it too far
this time.
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I did what I felt was right.
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You always have, haven't you?
I mean, poor little Otto Junior,
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too tender-hearted
for even pheasant hunting.
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But someone had to take
your place, and that is why
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I am where I am
and you are where you are.
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And who the hell got you to
give up being single?
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But it's Christmas.
- So?
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It gives him a whole two weeks
to prove it's not true.
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Or it is true,
and we blew it open.
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And you said you saw
the tip yourself.
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We have to do something.
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And I'm sick of it always
being the right thing.
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Hi, I'm calling from
the admissions office
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- at Amherst.
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We were reviewing
the application
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for, um, one of your athletes,
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Isaiah Woodard,
and received an anonymous tip
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that he tested positive for
performance enhancing drugs
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perhaps given to him by the
coach there, one Scott Kovacs?
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If you could connect me with
the Head of School so we could
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resolve this matter privately,
that would be great.
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One down. Two to go.
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What about Enzo?
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A non-binary dance student
at Juilliard.
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I mean, they're gorg.
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I don't know,
there's something about them.
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I can't put my finger on it.
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They're just not, uh...
they're not...
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Max, she came
in this morning
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and told me the whole thing.
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No, I am sorry.
I refuse to believe it.
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That tantric enchantress would
never willingly volunteer
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for the monotony of matrimony.
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Heidi Bergmann
doesn't settle down.
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You go down on her. Hourly.
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You line up for the privilege.
And it is a long line.
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Wait, Heidi's getting married?
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Yeah, I thought she was dating
one of the Skarsgårds?
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All of them at the same time.
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His name is Klaus Wagner
of the Wagner Hotel Group.
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And apparently
we have dinner tonight.
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There's less than zero chance
that the heir to a hotel chain
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with a cartoon squirrel
in PJs as its mascot
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is up to my Heidi's standards.
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Since when is she your Heidi?
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Who do you think
Max's first was?
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- And next?
- Full body cringe.
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- Yeah.
- I mean, I don't understand.
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You want to sabotage
her engagement?
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No. I want to re-engage
her inner sybarite.
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How long do I have?
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Uh, well, we leave for Munich
on Thursday but--
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Okay, well, then I've got
to focus on my breathwork.
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And stretch.
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You get a chance to talk
to Julien since...
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No.
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I mean, look, I get that what
she's going through is awful,
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but if I'm being honest,
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I felt like I started
losing myself
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- trying to help her again.
- I feel terrible,
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but not speaking
to her this weekend
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has been a little bit of
a weight off my shoulders.
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It's just, you know...
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too much sometimes.
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And now she's ignoring me.
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One does not simply
leave the Herb Ritts
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- of dick pics on read, Obie.
- Uh, she's engaged.
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Yeah, so she's happy, uh,
relaxed... in love, even.
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No, you cannot possibly
believe that.
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Look, this is a woman
who made a million dollars
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reading the Kama Sutra on Cameo.
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People from here to Chiang Mai
are currently closing their eyes
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and picturing her
in order to finish.
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Look, I know that
she is your sister.
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- Yeah.
- I know. I know.
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But listen, Heidi Bergmann
out-Max-es even me.
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Okay? Nobody gives
that up for love.
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No one gives that up
for anything.
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Okay, look,
you asked me a year ago,
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one year ago, I would've said
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no chance
Heidi ever gets hitched.
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But it sounds like
they're a great fit.
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I mean, they met
at the hotel conference
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in Hong Kong last spring
and they engaged
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- shortly thereafter--
- No. See? There.
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A shotgun wedding, that doesn't
sound incredibly suspect to you?
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Well, apparently, they're
planning on a long engagement,
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- so...
Obie, Obie, Obie.
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Try-- Quiet your trusting mind,
Obie, okay?
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Let me do the dirty work.
Now, I must go.
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I have some digging to do.
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I will see you
tonight at dinner.
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Welcome to study hall.
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I would encourage those of you
here under academic probation
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to use this time not only to
catch up on your schoolwork,
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but also contemplate the
life choices
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which have landed you here.
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As we say,
"Our priorities are..."
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Paramount to our future.
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Very, very good.
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Miss Barnes. We discussed this.
One more late arrival--
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Mr. Spencer, I get why
you're vexed,
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but this time was
completely unavoidable.
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I was on my way to school,
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there was this ancient lady
carrying a blind dachshund,
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and as she's crossing
the street,
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the dog leaps out of her arms.
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It's going crazy.
It's running in loops.
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I mean, it almost got hit by,
like, 20 Ubers.
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- So, naturally, I intervened.
- Oh, naturally.
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I can show you the pictures
if you don't believe me.
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I just-- Well,
I gotta find my phone.
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That won't be necessary,
Miss Barnes.
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Please find your seat.
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Shan.
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Oh, I'm-- I'm okay, thanks.
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It's CBD. Or THC.
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I take the label off,
and then I forget,
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and then it's kinda like
the fun of not knowing,
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but, oh, yeah,
I know who you are.
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The newest member
of the Calloway Cartel.
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Man, you and your sister.
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Talk about generational trauma.
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Makes me happy
I'm an only child.
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Wait, so what happened
with the dog?
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What dog?
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How long are you in here for?
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I'm in here all the time.
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I mean, my parents wanna send me
to boarding school in the fall.
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You?
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I actually don't know.
Um... I lost my scholarship,
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so I can't afford
to pay tuition.
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And you like going
to school here?
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I mean, I like the teachers.
And I'm learning a lot, but...
250
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doesn't feel like
it's meant to be.
251
00:10:18,951 --> 00:10:20,161
It just seems hopeless.
252
00:10:20,244 --> 00:10:22,038
That is so fucked up.
253
00:10:22,121 --> 00:10:24,373
Miss Barnes, need I remind you
this is a study hall
254
00:10:24,457 --> 00:10:26,917
and not a Tamron Hall interview?
255
00:10:27,960 --> 00:10:29,587
Are you profiling me,
Mr. Spencer?
256
00:10:29,670 --> 00:10:31,047
- What? No.
Because right now,
257
00:10:31,130 --> 00:10:33,716
this doesn't
feel like a safe space.
258
00:10:33,799 --> 00:10:35,301
In fact, I'm starting to feel
259
00:10:35,384 --> 00:10:36,552
a little lightheaded.
260
00:10:36,635 --> 00:10:38,721
Although that maybe
because I'm hypoglycemic
261
00:10:38,804 --> 00:10:41,265
and not because of your
unchecked racial bias?
262
00:10:42,641 --> 00:10:45,353
Oh, I could have a full-on
syncopic episode right here
263
00:10:45,436 --> 00:10:46,562
under your watch,
264
00:10:46,645 --> 00:10:47,646
unless I eat
something immediately.
265
00:10:53,402 --> 00:10:54,862
You're a life-saver, Spencey.
266
00:11:04,580 --> 00:11:06,290
Mmm.
Hey.
267
00:11:06,374 --> 00:11:08,084
What did you do
to Scott this morning?
268
00:11:08,167 --> 00:11:09,418
He's been put on leave
269
00:11:09,502 --> 00:11:11,295
until the allegations against
him are vetted.
270
00:11:11,379 --> 00:11:13,756
I have no idea what you're
talking about.
271
00:11:13,839 --> 00:11:18,094
But since he won't dare open GG
while he's being investigated,
272
00:11:18,177 --> 00:11:19,637
we can talk without him.
273
00:11:19,720 --> 00:11:22,306
Look, I know we don't
always see eye to eye
274
00:11:22,390 --> 00:11:23,682
on the right way to do things,
275
00:11:23,766 --> 00:11:27,103
but I think we can all agree
that this experiment
276
00:11:27,186 --> 00:11:28,854
shouldn't have been hijacked
by some man
277
00:11:28,938 --> 00:11:32,608
just because he thinks he can
do it better than a woman can.
278
00:11:32,692 --> 00:11:33,734
Or Jordan.
279
00:11:33,818 --> 00:11:35,111
Thanks for including me.
280
00:11:35,194 --> 00:11:38,781
Are you seriously trying to pull
the girl power card right now?
281
00:11:38,864 --> 00:11:40,616
We could do this together.
The way it was intended
282
00:11:40,699 --> 00:11:43,702
before all this went sideways.
Equal partners.
283
00:11:43,786 --> 00:11:45,621
You think that we're some
wilting flowers
284
00:11:45,704 --> 00:11:47,790
who bent to Scott's will,
but you're wrong.
285
00:11:47,873 --> 00:11:50,751
We let Scott write
because he was good at it.
286
00:11:50,835 --> 00:11:51,627
He may be down because of you,
287
00:11:51,710 --> 00:11:54,880
but me and Sharon,
this is still ours.
288
00:11:54,964 --> 00:11:56,465
Yes. All the things she said.
289
00:11:56,549 --> 00:11:59,468
I'm leaving.
And not just because
290
00:11:59,552 --> 00:12:02,221
your Karen pixie snowflake
power grab isn't working,
291
00:12:02,930 --> 00:12:03,848
but also because...
292
00:12:04,890 --> 00:12:06,684
you get very cold very
easily at my age.
293
00:12:08,936 --> 00:12:11,897
Spotted, shipwreck
on the corner of Madison Ave.
294
00:12:11,981 --> 00:12:12,648
Or something.
295
00:12:12,731 --> 00:12:14,942
- I'll work on it.
296
00:12:15,860 --> 00:12:17,486
That went well. Now what?
297
00:12:17,570 --> 00:12:20,698
Stop being polite
and start getting real?
298
00:12:20,781 --> 00:12:22,450
Cut off their heads.
299
00:12:22,533 --> 00:12:24,952
This chaotic neutral, it's...
300
00:12:25,578 --> 00:12:27,163
too Demi Lovato for me.
301
00:12:27,830 --> 00:12:28,789
I miss lawful evil.
302
00:12:30,750 --> 00:12:32,710
Well, how about a little
wartime alliance?
303
00:12:35,880 --> 00:12:36,964
- Psst.
- What?
304
00:12:37,047 --> 00:12:39,008
There's-- there's an EpiPen
in the interior pocket.
305
00:12:39,091 --> 00:12:41,594
Just jab it into my upper thigh
and press until it clicks.
306
00:12:41,677 --> 00:12:43,846
All right, here we go.
307
00:12:43,929 --> 00:12:46,140
Shan?
Nut-- nuts-- nuts.
308
00:12:46,223 --> 00:12:48,267
- Shan, are you okay?
- Allergic-- allergies.
309
00:12:52,688 --> 00:12:53,731
Shit! Shit, shit, shit. She's
going into anaphylactic shock.
310
00:12:53,814 --> 00:12:56,358
Someone call the nurse.
See if she has an EpiPen.
311
00:12:56,442 --> 00:12:57,693
EpiPen. Oh!
She has one in her bag,
312
00:12:57,776 --> 00:13:00,154
I'll get it. Oh my God,
oh my God, oh my God.
313
00:13:05,242 --> 00:13:07,244
Thanks, babe. You're a badass.
314
00:13:12,124 --> 00:13:15,794
Next time, before you give
food to a student,
315
00:13:15,878 --> 00:13:19,882
you should confirm whether or
not they have allergies first.
316
00:13:19,965 --> 00:13:22,927
I think
I need to go to the nurse.
317
00:13:25,763 --> 00:13:27,806
Is it all right if Zoya walks
with me?
318
00:13:27,890 --> 00:13:29,433
- I'm still kinda woozy.
- Yeah, of course.
319
00:13:29,517 --> 00:13:31,727
Okay.
320
00:13:38,192 --> 00:13:39,568
Wait. Were you just faking it?
321
00:13:39,652 --> 00:13:40,986
No, I'm allergic to walnuts.
322
00:13:41,070 --> 00:13:43,072
So when I saw the Clif Bar
on old Spencey's desk,
323
00:13:43,155 --> 00:13:44,448
I seized the moment.
324
00:13:44,532 --> 00:13:45,908
So you intentionally gave
yourself anaphylactic shock?
325
00:13:45,991 --> 00:13:49,370
Well, at this point,
it ain't even a ride anymore.
326
00:13:49,954 --> 00:13:50,871
You coming?
327
00:13:52,331 --> 00:13:54,083
We-- we can't just skip school.
328
00:13:54,166 --> 00:13:54,959
Can't? Or won't?
329
00:13:56,085 --> 00:13:57,127
Hmm?
330
00:13:58,671 --> 00:14:01,298
Being good all the time
is not only exhausting,
331
00:14:01,382 --> 00:14:02,841
it's gotten you nowhere.
332
00:14:02,925 --> 00:14:05,594
Worse than that, in detention
and off scholarship.
333
00:14:05,678 --> 00:14:06,804
When's the last time you did
anything fun?
334
00:14:07,763 --> 00:14:11,308
Take a fucking day.
Just one, for you.
335
00:14:11,392 --> 00:14:12,601
It's all gone to shit anyways,
336
00:14:12,685 --> 00:14:14,687
and you haven't even been
able to enjoy it.
337
00:14:14,770 --> 00:14:16,146
Do you like cookies?
338
00:14:17,898 --> 00:14:19,608
I know where we can bake some.
339
00:14:20,693 --> 00:14:21,610
Okay.
340
00:14:24,154 --> 00:14:25,906
Dad?
341
00:14:30,327 --> 00:14:31,787
Grams!
342
00:14:31,870 --> 00:14:33,956
Merry Christmas, kiddo.
343
00:14:34,039 --> 00:14:35,791
What-- what are you doing here?
344
00:14:35,874 --> 00:14:37,793
Pops and I
couldn't stand the idea
345
00:14:37,876 --> 00:14:39,962
of you spending
the holidays alone.
346
00:14:40,045 --> 00:14:41,922
Wait. Pop-pop's here too?
347
00:14:42,006 --> 00:14:42,923
No, no. He's back in Danville
348
00:14:43,007 --> 00:14:46,343
getting the guest room ready
for you-know-who.
349
00:14:46,427 --> 00:14:48,804
- Dad?
- You're coming back with me.
350
00:14:48,887 --> 00:14:51,557
Oh, thank God.
Wait, I really need this.
351
00:14:51,640 --> 00:14:53,267
Just get out of the city
for a week,
352
00:14:53,350 --> 00:14:55,477
clear my head
over the holidays, reset.
353
00:14:55,561 --> 00:14:57,187
Oh, it's not just
for the holidays, hon.
354
00:14:57,271 --> 00:15:01,150
I'm taking you back home.
For good.
355
00:15:01,233 --> 00:15:03,736
Um, don't think
I don't appreciate the offer.
356
00:15:03,819 --> 00:15:06,655
- I do. It's just--
- I do not know how you two
357
00:15:06,739 --> 00:15:08,157
live this high up.
358
00:15:08,240 --> 00:15:10,492
Oh, my God.
It always gives me the spins.
359
00:15:10,576 --> 00:15:11,952
You get used to it.
360
00:15:12,036 --> 00:15:13,912
Especially when it's
all you've ever known.
361
00:15:15,372 --> 00:15:17,708
Which brings me back to my point
about my leaving.
362
00:15:17,791 --> 00:15:19,501
That is not
the right thing for me.
363
00:15:19,585 --> 00:15:21,503
You are a minor.
364
00:15:21,587 --> 00:15:23,380
One living alone
in this apartment
365
00:15:23,464 --> 00:15:24,673
with no one to watch over you.
366
00:15:24,757 --> 00:15:26,425
I can take care of myself.
367
00:15:26,508 --> 00:15:27,926
Well, you shouldn't have to.
368
00:15:28,010 --> 00:15:31,055
Not with everything
going on right now.
369
00:15:31,138 --> 00:15:32,348
You mean my dad being--
370
00:15:32,431 --> 00:15:34,183
Please. Let's not get
into that yet.
371
00:15:35,017 --> 00:15:37,853
At least he's done
one thing right.
372
00:15:37,936 --> 00:15:41,023
He signed over the bulk of
his assets to you in trust,
373
00:15:41,106 --> 00:15:42,941
assigning us as legal guardians.
374
00:15:43,025 --> 00:15:46,612
I told him this city was
no place to raise a child.
375
00:15:46,695 --> 00:15:47,863
But did he listen?
376
00:15:47,946 --> 00:15:49,323
Look how that turned out.
377
00:15:49,406 --> 00:15:51,200
I'm fine.
378
00:15:52,493 --> 00:15:54,828
- I'm not him.
- He's not him, either.
379
00:15:54,912 --> 00:15:56,664
With all due respect, Grams--
380
00:15:56,747 --> 00:16:00,250
Anyway, I own this place now.
And I am not keeping it.
381
00:16:00,334 --> 00:16:01,919
So I don't get any say
in the matter?
382
00:16:02,002 --> 00:16:03,879
You're gonna take me away
from the only home
383
00:16:03,962 --> 00:16:06,924
I've ever known,
from my friends, my school?
384
00:16:07,007 --> 00:16:09,009
Believe me,
it's the best thing for you.
385
00:16:14,640 --> 00:16:16,100
So, where do you like to hang?
386
00:16:16,183 --> 00:16:17,893
Uh, I don't know. The Met Steps?
387
00:16:17,976 --> 00:16:19,019
No you don't.
388
00:16:19,103 --> 00:16:21,271
- Dumbo Hall.
- You don't like that either.
389
00:16:21,355 --> 00:16:23,524
- Dimes Square?
- Hi. Could you use some help?
390
00:16:23,607 --> 00:16:25,150
What are you, Jeremy O. Harris?
391
00:16:26,944 --> 00:16:28,070
Wonder what she's got.
392
00:16:28,612 --> 00:16:31,115
No, he's my um...
393
00:16:31,198 --> 00:16:33,742
- No, we follow each other.
- Oh. Are you in his phone?
394
00:16:33,826 --> 00:16:35,327
- No.
- Then you're not his friend.
395
00:16:35,411 --> 00:16:36,578
Where do you go, girl?
396
00:16:36,662 --> 00:16:38,163
Come on, there's gotta
be at least one place.
397
00:16:38,247 --> 00:16:40,374
- Ooh, sexy nails.
- Uh...
398
00:16:40,457 --> 00:16:43,836
Everything you know and do
is your sister's shit.
399
00:16:43,919 --> 00:16:46,547
You don't even have
one piece of you
400
00:16:46,630 --> 00:16:48,340
- in this huge fuckin' city.
I guess...
401
00:16:49,675 --> 00:16:50,426
Yeah, no, I don't.
402
00:16:50,509 --> 00:16:51,885
Okay. Well, it's time
to find you one.
403
00:16:51,969 --> 00:16:55,431
Mmm, but first we gotta
get you some art
404
00:16:55,514 --> 00:16:56,932
on these bougie-ass nails.
405
00:16:57,015 --> 00:16:59,059
Mmm... I'm not really
into nail art.
406
00:16:59,143 --> 00:17:01,228
Your sister's not really
into nail art.
407
00:17:01,311 --> 00:17:03,522
You're into anything
until you decide you're not.
408
00:17:03,605 --> 00:17:05,023
Okay? Come on.
409
00:17:07,860 --> 00:17:09,153
Settle an argument for us.
410
00:17:09,236 --> 00:17:11,113
Which is more ballsy,
breaking and entering
411
00:17:11,196 --> 00:17:12,781
or impersonating
a federal agent?
412
00:17:12,865 --> 00:17:15,159
It isn't a competition, Wendy.
413
00:17:15,242 --> 00:17:16,118
Everything is a competition.
414
00:17:16,201 --> 00:17:19,830
And aiding and abetting
either one is a crime,
415
00:17:19,913 --> 00:17:21,290
so do I wanna know?
416
00:17:21,373 --> 00:17:22,708
No crime occurred on my end.
417
00:17:22,791 --> 00:17:24,293
Tati very willingly took me up
418
00:17:24,376 --> 00:17:26,086
in her NoHo loft elevator
the other night.
419
00:17:26,170 --> 00:17:28,630
Is it my fault I have a memory
for things like codes?
420
00:17:28,714 --> 00:17:30,174
I'm living
in a Bushwick walk-up,
421
00:17:30,257 --> 00:17:31,216
and Tati lives in a NoHo loft
422
00:17:31,300 --> 00:17:34,094
- with an elevator code?
- You should see the place.
423
00:17:34,178 --> 00:17:36,930
She grew up in Syracuse,
so it's not family money.
424
00:17:37,014 --> 00:17:39,808
She certainly can't be making
that teaching private school.
425
00:17:39,892 --> 00:17:42,394
She's gotta be pulling money in
on the side.
426
00:17:42,478 --> 00:17:44,563
So while she was out at reiki,
427
00:17:44,646 --> 00:17:48,358
- uh, we snuck into her--
- We got her client list.
428
00:17:48,442 --> 00:17:49,651
Tati's an escort?
429
00:17:49,735 --> 00:17:51,653
No.
She's a private SAT proctor.
430
00:17:51,737 --> 00:17:53,655
One whose students,
based on all their records,
431
00:17:53,739 --> 00:17:57,326
seem to score in the 1500s.
Every single time.
432
00:17:57,409 --> 00:17:59,828
Is she a Rick Singer?
Is that what you found?
433
00:17:59,912 --> 00:18:00,954
Me? No.
434
00:18:01,038 --> 00:18:03,165
Federal Agent Rita Jones,
however, struck oil
435
00:18:03,248 --> 00:18:06,794
while placing a phone call
to one Natasha Rowley
436
00:18:06,877 --> 00:18:08,921
informing her that her son Cody
had been linked
437
00:18:09,004 --> 00:18:11,465
to a cheating scandal.
Took all of five minutes
438
00:18:11,548 --> 00:18:13,717
before she spilled names
of everyone involved
439
00:18:13,801 --> 00:18:16,011
in exchange for
qualified immunity.
440
00:18:16,095 --> 00:18:19,348
- You're welcome.
- This isn't necessarily true.
441
00:18:19,431 --> 00:18:21,517
Just like the thing about Scott
wasn't necessarily true.
442
00:18:21,600 --> 00:18:23,352
We could just be
making it all up.
443
00:18:23,435 --> 00:18:25,479
He's got the hots for Tots.
444
00:18:25,562 --> 00:18:26,313
Ignore him.
445
00:18:26,396 --> 00:18:29,483
Natasha's willing to pay
for our silence.
446
00:18:29,566 --> 00:18:31,026
I'm guessing others would
as well.
447
00:18:31,109 --> 00:18:33,529
Which makes it feel real,
and lucrative for us.
448
00:18:33,612 --> 00:18:35,656
Here's a thought.
449
00:18:35,739 --> 00:18:38,158
How about we don't add blackmail
to the extensive list
450
00:18:38,242 --> 00:18:39,743
of crimes we committed today?
451
00:18:40,661 --> 00:18:43,121
However, I do think
452
00:18:43,205 --> 00:18:45,541
we could use this for more
than just Tati.
453
00:18:45,624 --> 00:18:48,669
- Mm-hmm.
454
00:18:50,629 --> 00:18:55,050
That was perfect.
455
00:18:55,134 --> 00:18:56,134
Call us anytime?
456
00:19:00,973 --> 00:19:01,056
You were faking.
457
00:19:03,141 --> 00:19:04,226
So were you.
458
00:19:04,309 --> 00:19:06,645
Well, most of the time
it felt like my own hand
459
00:19:06,728 --> 00:19:07,896
but not someone else's.
460
00:19:07,980 --> 00:19:10,732
Most of the time it felt like
someone else's hand, not my own.
461
00:19:10,816 --> 00:19:12,901
I mean, I feel like
we need a redo, right?
462
00:19:13,777 --> 00:19:15,487
Who's close? Who's close?
463
00:19:18,532 --> 00:19:19,741
Oh,
what about Jamison?
464
00:19:19,825 --> 00:19:20,826
The barista?
465
00:19:26,081 --> 00:19:27,624
I, um,
466
00:19:27,708 --> 00:19:29,751
I gotta get back to work
before my break is over.
467
00:19:29,835 --> 00:19:31,587
Well, I'm glad you were avail.
468
00:19:31,670 --> 00:19:34,089
Never been watched, um,
doing that before.
469
00:19:34,173 --> 00:19:38,051
Well, I learned some pointers.
Thanks for that.
470
00:19:45,017 --> 00:19:47,269
I thought it would be fun
watching you, but...
471
00:19:47,352 --> 00:19:49,187
it wasn't, because you weren't
having fun.
472
00:19:49,271 --> 00:19:51,148
I know. I mean, he's so hot,
and-- sorry--
473
00:19:51,231 --> 00:19:54,359
and he knew what he was doing,
but I just...
474
00:19:54,443 --> 00:19:56,320
I didn't--
I didn't feel anything, so...
475
00:19:56,403 --> 00:19:56,987
We've tried everything.
476
00:19:57,070 --> 00:19:59,865
Maybe it's not about the sex.
477
00:19:59,948 --> 00:20:03,619
Do we have any underlying
issues we're not clear on or...
478
00:20:03,702 --> 00:20:06,121
- Do we need to talk to someone?
- Yes. Immediately.
479
00:20:06,204 --> 00:20:09,625
I know exactly the person
we should speak to.
480
00:20:09,708 --> 00:20:12,127
♪ ("COCOA BEACH"
BY MUNYA PLAYING) ♪
481
00:20:12,211 --> 00:20:13,962
No, she really was.
She was always the f--
482
00:20:14,046 --> 00:20:16,381
You were.
You were the favorite,
483
00:20:16,465 --> 00:20:18,133
and I've come to terms with it.
It's fine.
484
00:20:18,216 --> 00:20:20,719
Okay. Yeah. Okay.
- But it's the truth.
485
00:20:20,802 --> 00:20:24,389
I'm so grateful to get to meet
with you alone like this, Otto--
486
00:20:24,473 --> 00:20:25,349
Obie, please.
487
00:20:25,432 --> 00:20:25,807
- Obie.
- Obie.
488
00:20:25,891 --> 00:20:27,809
- Yes.
- Right.
489
00:20:27,893 --> 00:20:29,394
I know that
once we all get to Munich,
490
00:20:29,478 --> 00:20:32,731
there will be so many people
and no time for any of us.
491
00:20:32,814 --> 00:20:35,108
Yeah. No, this is great.
Oh, let me have a taste.
492
00:20:35,192 --> 00:20:36,860
Ah, an orange, of course.
493
00:20:36,944 --> 00:20:39,738
Only the funkiest
and weirdest for my Heidi.
494
00:20:39,821 --> 00:20:40,989
Max, I heard you might be
stopping by.
495
00:20:41,073 --> 00:20:43,909
It's such a shame
you can't stay longer.
496
00:20:43,992 --> 00:20:46,954
So, Santa Klaus, is it?
Maximus Wolfe.
497
00:20:47,037 --> 00:20:50,540
Nice to meet you,
whoever you are.
498
00:20:50,624 --> 00:20:52,918
Uh, Max is a friend.
499
00:20:53,001 --> 00:20:55,837
Ah, your best friend?
The skateboarder?
500
00:20:55,921 --> 00:20:59,508
No. I'm more Heidi's
best friend here, right?
501
00:20:59,591 --> 00:21:02,177
We used to fuck.
Very past tense.
502
00:21:02,260 --> 00:21:04,471
Now, now, Heidi, come on.
We don't wanna make him jealous.
503
00:21:04,554 --> 00:21:05,222
I'm not jealous.
504
00:21:05,305 --> 00:21:08,141
I'm glad she had
a life before me.
505
00:21:08,225 --> 00:21:10,644
- I had a life before her.
506
00:21:10,727 --> 00:21:12,604
Klaus, tell me.
507
00:21:12,688 --> 00:21:14,314
How did you know that Heidi
was the one?
508
00:21:14,398 --> 00:21:17,734
- I didn't. Not right away.
509
00:21:17,818 --> 00:21:23,115
We were negotiating a buyout
and honestly, she terrified me.
510
00:21:23,198 --> 00:21:28,120
But after weeks of
intense back and forth,
511
00:21:28,203 --> 00:21:31,081
I started to realize
that I was...
512
00:21:31,164 --> 00:21:34,751
stalling, just so that I could
spend more time with her.
513
00:21:34,835 --> 00:21:35,711
And once we realized that--
514
00:21:35,794 --> 00:21:40,048
We ended the business
negotiations instantly.
515
00:21:40,132 --> 00:21:43,885
Luckily for me,
because she was ruthless.
516
00:21:43,969 --> 00:21:44,886
Still am.
517
00:21:44,970 --> 00:21:47,180
- Just in more fun ways now.
518
00:21:47,264 --> 00:21:48,432
- Yeah.
519
00:21:48,515 --> 00:21:51,727
So, uh, you've never been one
for one person, Heidi.
520
00:21:51,810 --> 00:21:53,186
What changed, huh?
521
00:21:53,270 --> 00:21:56,523
I did, I guess? I grew up.
522
00:21:56,606 --> 00:21:57,274
You're only 20.
523
00:21:57,357 --> 00:21:59,776
Twenty in Europe
is 40 in America.
524
00:21:59,860 --> 00:22:01,737
I help run a business.
And soon, two.
525
00:22:02,487 --> 00:22:03,196
Have you guys set a date?
526
00:22:03,280 --> 00:22:06,116
Well, we're not in a rush.
527
00:22:06,199 --> 00:22:09,119
Why not enjoy being engaged?
528
00:22:09,202 --> 00:22:10,245
Mmm. Agreed.
529
00:22:10,328 --> 00:22:12,789
Better to have
a long trial period, right?
530
00:22:12,873 --> 00:22:14,041
Wait out the warranty.
531
00:22:14,124 --> 00:22:16,126
At least until you've checked
532
00:22:16,209 --> 00:22:17,836
all the schranks
for ein skeletts.
533
00:22:19,546 --> 00:22:22,591
Oh, thank god. That is my CFO.
Please excuse me.
534
00:22:24,926 --> 00:22:27,512
We say, "leichen im keller."
535
00:22:28,013 --> 00:22:29,056
Okay.
536
00:22:33,143 --> 00:22:34,770
Hey. It's past dinnertime
537
00:22:34,853 --> 00:22:36,605
and I'm staring at an
empty place setting.
538
00:22:36,688 --> 00:22:39,107
Oh. Dad. Right. Um...
I'm so sorry.
539
00:22:39,191 --> 00:22:41,777
- I'm with Julien.
Remember,
540
00:22:41,860 --> 00:22:43,737
it's a school night,
I don't want you out late.
541
00:22:43,820 --> 00:22:44,946
Yes. Absolutely.
542
00:22:45,030 --> 00:22:46,156
I will be home as soon as
we're finished eating.
543
00:22:46,239 --> 00:22:49,743
Okay.
I'm glad you did that, honey.
544
00:22:50,327 --> 00:22:50,827
Yeah, me too.
545
00:22:50,911 --> 00:22:52,454
Ooh, she's a quick one.
546
00:22:56,416 --> 00:22:57,626
- What's this?
I don't know,
547
00:22:57,709 --> 00:22:59,461
a bunch of dried peppers?
I'm not eating them.
548
00:22:59,544 --> 00:23:01,004
Oh, my God.
549
00:23:01,755 --> 00:23:03,507
Shan. Shan. It's hot.
550
00:23:03,590 --> 00:23:05,092
- Let it burn.
551
00:23:05,175 --> 00:23:06,301
Don't you love New York pizza?
552
00:23:06,384 --> 00:23:09,721
Hmm.
I know what you're doing, hon.
553
00:23:09,805 --> 00:23:12,641
You are not going to be able to
convince me about this city.
554
00:23:13,391 --> 00:23:14,267
Your father couldn't,
555
00:23:14,351 --> 00:23:15,352
your mother couldn't,
God rest her soul,
556
00:23:15,435 --> 00:23:19,022
and you certainly are not
going to be able to.
557
00:23:19,106 --> 00:23:20,607
A Foxy Brown milkshake
from Mikey Likes It can.
558
00:23:20,690 --> 00:23:24,111
No, the only
thing that's gonna make me
559
00:23:24,194 --> 00:23:25,821
feel better is getting you home.
560
00:23:28,198 --> 00:23:31,535
I'm not moving to Danville.
561
00:23:31,618 --> 00:23:33,703
I've already enrolled you
in school.
562
00:23:33,787 --> 00:23:36,039
This is wrong, Grandma.
563
00:23:36,123 --> 00:23:37,374
My dad did something heinous,
564
00:23:37,457 --> 00:23:39,209
and I'm the only one who's
getting punished for it?
565
00:23:39,292 --> 00:23:41,628
Do you think it's easy for us?
566
00:23:41,711 --> 00:23:44,464
Uprooting my entire life
is not the same
567
00:23:44,548 --> 00:23:46,842
as you getting side-eye
at book club.
568
00:23:46,925 --> 00:23:48,677
We let your father live here
on his own
569
00:23:48,760 --> 00:23:49,970
against our better judgement,
570
00:23:50,053 --> 00:23:51,388
and look what the city
did to him.
571
00:23:52,097 --> 00:23:55,016
A person needs their family,
572
00:23:55,100 --> 00:23:57,894
and it is clear that
you do not have it here.
573
00:23:57,978 --> 00:24:00,856
I have family here,
and I can prove it.
574
00:24:02,023 --> 00:24:03,024
And if I do...
575
00:24:03,608 --> 00:24:05,235
will you let me stay?
576
00:24:07,445 --> 00:24:10,365
It's clear that you have very
strong feelings for each other.
577
00:24:10,448 --> 00:24:10,490
Yes, we do.
578
00:24:13,660 --> 00:24:14,536
- But...
-No "but."
579
00:24:16,246 --> 00:24:18,498
You're looking to outsiders.
580
00:24:18,582 --> 00:24:20,709
So, clearly,
something is lacking.
581
00:24:20,792 --> 00:24:22,544
And if you can just tell us
what that is,
582
00:24:22,627 --> 00:24:23,545
we can--
we can handle it, right?
583
00:24:23,628 --> 00:24:26,173
Maybe it isn't that
something is missing,
584
00:24:26,256 --> 00:24:28,842
it's the idea that
something is missing.
585
00:24:28,925 --> 00:24:31,178
You know, you're looking
to each other to fulfill
586
00:24:31,261 --> 00:24:32,429
every possible need you have,
587
00:24:32,512 --> 00:24:36,016
and that's too much
for one relationship.
588
00:24:36,099 --> 00:24:36,600
You're just two people.
589
00:24:38,226 --> 00:24:41,229
Yeah. Two people.
590
00:24:41,313 --> 00:24:43,398
♪ ("ONLY YESTERDAY"
BY CARPENTERS PLAYING) ♪
591
00:24:47,235 --> 00:24:49,529
Does any of this
feel familiar to you?
592
00:24:49,613 --> 00:24:51,740
- Don't you dare.
- Dare what?
593
00:24:51,823 --> 00:24:52,741
We were just admiring
594
00:24:52,824 --> 00:24:55,911
how you've managed to
stay in this neighborhood
595
00:24:55,994 --> 00:24:58,413
while, uh, we schlep in
from Brooklyn every day.
596
00:24:58,496 --> 00:25:02,542
Rent-stabilized
since I moved in, in '89.
597
00:25:03,668 --> 00:25:07,088
Always thought it was temporary
till I got married.
598
00:25:07,172 --> 00:25:08,340
Hmm.
599
00:25:09,090 --> 00:25:11,092
Nothing is temporary.
600
00:25:12,135 --> 00:25:13,094
Sharon.
601
00:25:13,178 --> 00:25:15,263
You're the same age I was
when I started.
602
00:25:16,431 --> 00:25:17,682
That's a lovely memory.
603
00:25:17,766 --> 00:25:19,601
Get out while you can.
604
00:25:19,684 --> 00:25:21,937
What are you doing?
605
00:25:22,020 --> 00:25:26,816
Every single thing
on me is falling off early.
606
00:25:26,900 --> 00:25:28,068
And why?
607
00:25:28,693 --> 00:25:29,861
Because those kids.
608
00:25:30,695 --> 00:25:31,696
They take years off your life.
609
00:25:31,780 --> 00:25:34,407
- They take life off your bones--
- Okay, sure, I'll--
610
00:25:34,491 --> 00:25:37,077
They suck your soul
and body dry.
611
00:25:37,160 --> 00:25:38,787
- Get out now, I'm telling you.
612
00:25:38,870 --> 00:25:40,789
But you had to believe
when you started
613
00:25:40,872 --> 00:25:42,749
that you were there to inspire.
614
00:25:42,832 --> 00:25:44,501
You know, we agree that
feels impossible now,
615
00:25:44,584 --> 00:25:48,129
but Gossip Girl was
affecting real change.
616
00:25:48,213 --> 00:25:51,132
I know you know that.
And it can again...
617
00:25:52,968 --> 00:25:54,219
What's this?
618
00:25:54,302 --> 00:25:55,679
A list of parents
who paid Tati
619
00:25:55,762 --> 00:25:58,390
to give their juniors
perfect SAT scores.
620
00:25:58,473 --> 00:26:00,892
I just assumed she was a pro.
621
00:26:00,976 --> 00:26:03,019
This actually makes me
respect her.
622
00:26:03,103 --> 00:26:04,354
But she cheated the system.
623
00:26:04,437 --> 00:26:05,272
A broken system
can't be cheated.
624
00:26:05,355 --> 00:26:08,608
It can be repaired.
Tati's out.
625
00:26:08,692 --> 00:26:11,486
If you give me access again,
Gossip Girl can get back
626
00:26:11,569 --> 00:26:15,490
to affecting real, necessary
change on this generation.
627
00:26:15,573 --> 00:26:17,867
The next AOC...
628
00:26:17,951 --> 00:26:22,831
or FDR could be sitting in
one of your classes right now.
629
00:26:22,914 --> 00:26:25,041
It only takes one
to make a difference.
630
00:26:25,125 --> 00:26:27,961
What Tati did was wrong.
I agree.
631
00:26:28,044 --> 00:26:29,421
It needs to be posted.
632
00:26:30,338 --> 00:26:30,922
But not by you.
633
00:26:31,006 --> 00:26:32,090
Why?
634
00:26:32,173 --> 00:26:34,175
It's so cute...
635
00:26:34,259 --> 00:26:37,012
how you're still eye-level
when you stand.
636
00:26:37,095 --> 00:26:39,097
And because there won't be
anything left to access
637
00:26:39,180 --> 00:26:40,348
when I'm done.
638
00:26:40,432 --> 00:26:44,102
I've seen all the tips
that have come in,
639
00:26:44,185 --> 00:26:48,189
all the disgusting things
these monsters are capable of.
640
00:26:48,273 --> 00:26:52,527
They send pictures of their
friends' sanitary napkins,
641
00:26:52,610 --> 00:26:55,864
detail humiliating hook-ups
down to their viscosity.
642
00:26:55,947 --> 00:27:00,577
Oh, and they spin lies just to
bring pain and embarrassment
643
00:27:00,660 --> 00:27:03,496
onto people that they would
never even talk to in the halls,
644
00:27:03,580 --> 00:27:04,748
and so fuck 'em.
645
00:27:06,082 --> 00:27:08,168
Fuck 'em all.
646
00:27:08,251 --> 00:27:12,964
I... am going to post
every last tip that we ever got.
647
00:27:13,048 --> 00:27:14,966
And I'm gonna name
who they came from.
648
00:27:15,884 --> 00:27:18,053
Every last one.
649
00:27:18,136 --> 00:27:22,932
And then I am going to
watch them tear each other apart
650
00:27:23,016 --> 00:27:24,392
like it was ancient Rome
651
00:27:24,476 --> 00:27:27,395
and I'm the only one who got out
to the hills on time.
652
00:27:27,479 --> 00:27:30,106
Or we can change them
for the better.
653
00:27:30,815 --> 00:27:33,568
I'm doing you a favor, Kate.
654
00:27:33,651 --> 00:27:35,653
We're not so different,
you and I.
655
00:27:36,488 --> 00:27:39,407
The sooner you let go of hope,
656
00:27:40,575 --> 00:27:42,702
the less heartache you'll face.
657
00:27:44,120 --> 00:27:45,288
Trust me.
658
00:27:49,751 --> 00:27:52,420
Look, I know that you
don't want to hear this,
659
00:27:52,504 --> 00:27:54,923
but I think that it's real.
660
00:27:55,006 --> 00:27:56,132
Oh, no, yeah. It's real.
661
00:27:56,216 --> 00:27:58,176
It's real transactional.
662
00:27:58,259 --> 00:27:59,719
I eavesdropped on Heidi's call.
663
00:28:01,304 --> 00:28:03,848
She is in the midst of a deal
to buy a majority stake
664
00:28:03,932 --> 00:28:07,435
in Wagner Hotel Group.
Now tell me, Wan Obie,
665
00:28:07,519 --> 00:28:10,146
what would your sister possibly
have to gain from that?
666
00:28:11,231 --> 00:28:12,315
Nothing.
667
00:28:13,358 --> 00:28:14,943
- But Klaus would.
- Hmm.
668
00:28:16,152 --> 00:28:17,153
I mean, a massive influx of
Bergmann capital
669
00:28:17,237 --> 00:28:20,281
could keep Wagner viable.
670
00:28:20,365 --> 00:28:22,075
Perhaps throughout
a very long engagement?
671
00:28:23,451 --> 00:28:24,619
One just long enough
to save his family
672
00:28:24,702 --> 00:28:26,746
without having to
actually marry her?
673
00:28:38,299 --> 00:28:40,260
Nick! It's so good to see you.
674
00:28:40,343 --> 00:28:42,137
- Hi.
675
00:28:42,220 --> 00:28:44,764
- This is--
- Mrs. Calloway.
676
00:28:44,848 --> 00:28:46,975
- Nicholas.
- You two know each other?
677
00:28:47,058 --> 00:28:48,601
If you call trying to prevent
someone from attending
678
00:28:48,685 --> 00:28:50,437
the funeral of
their child's mother
679
00:28:50,520 --> 00:28:53,273
"knowing them," then yes.
680
00:28:53,356 --> 00:28:55,233
Bringing me here is supposed
to convince me of what exactly?
681
00:28:55,316 --> 00:28:57,902
Just give it a chance, okay?
682
00:28:59,279 --> 00:29:00,822
Are you going to invite us in?
683
00:29:00,905 --> 00:29:02,198
Come on.
684
00:29:07,704 --> 00:29:09,998
- Did Zoya take the stairs?
- We took the elevator.
685
00:29:10,081 --> 00:29:11,875
Did we just miss her?
Where is she?
686
00:29:11,958 --> 00:29:12,750
With you, according to her.
687
00:29:13,293 --> 00:29:15,545
Oh. Uh, a little--
688
00:29:15,628 --> 00:29:17,922
For a little while, earlier.
Mm-hmm.
689
00:29:18,006 --> 00:29:20,133
You don't know where
your daughter is?
690
00:29:20,216 --> 00:29:21,509
Like her mother, I see.
691
00:29:21,593 --> 00:29:23,845
Uh... she's joking.
Grandma, please.
692
00:29:30,810 --> 00:29:31,728
Julien, what are you doing here?
693
00:29:33,980 --> 00:29:35,106
Dad, I can explain.
694
00:29:35,190 --> 00:29:37,233
No need to explain lying, Zoya.
695
00:29:37,317 --> 00:29:39,611
Hey. Lying's not really
a Zoya trait, am I right?
696
00:29:39,694 --> 00:29:40,904
Seems like her only
trait lately.
697
00:29:40,987 --> 00:29:45,450
This is the "incredible father"
and "brilliant sister"
698
00:29:45,533 --> 00:29:47,994
that you expect me to entrust
your safety to?
699
00:29:48,077 --> 00:29:50,371
I'm sorry.
Sorry, who are you?
700
00:29:50,455 --> 00:29:52,874
- This is my grandma.
- And they were just leaving.
701
00:29:52,957 --> 00:29:54,459
Dad, I just--
I didn't want you to worry
702
00:29:54,542 --> 00:29:55,960
while I was out
with a new friend. Okay?
703
00:29:56,044 --> 00:29:57,837
And if Julien hadn't planned
some family reunion
704
00:29:57,921 --> 00:29:59,464
- without my knowledge--
- I was just...
705
00:29:59,547 --> 00:30:00,715
What,
I wouldn't have found out?
706
00:30:00,798 --> 00:30:02,842
Why are we even bothering trying
to find a new place in this city
707
00:30:02,926 --> 00:30:04,802
if it's turning you into this--
this person?
708
00:30:04,886 --> 00:30:07,055
Dad, you don't understand.
I had a good day today.
709
00:30:07,138 --> 00:30:09,849
I don't care. I love you, Z.
710
00:30:09,933 --> 00:30:12,018
But right now,
I do not like you.
711
00:30:14,812 --> 00:30:15,897
You were leaving, right?
712
00:30:23,321 --> 00:30:26,366
Jules...
- I'll pack in the morning.
713
00:30:47,095 --> 00:30:49,556
Hey, girl.
Down for some Ethiopian?
714
00:30:49,639 --> 00:30:52,308
- I can't, I'm grounded.
715
00:30:52,392 --> 00:30:53,851
Is this
because of yesterday?
716
00:30:53,935 --> 00:30:54,936
My bad, huh?
717
00:30:55,019 --> 00:30:56,813
Uh, it's not your fault.
You didn't force me to lie.
718
00:31:00,900 --> 00:31:04,237
I still owe you.
Please leave a 20 percent tip.
719
00:31:06,906 --> 00:31:08,908
Yeah, I'm sick of
disappointing him, but...
720
00:31:08,992 --> 00:31:12,495
I can't seem to get out of it.
Like it's on loop.
721
00:31:12,579 --> 00:31:14,664
And I'm afraid he's going
to move us back to Buffalo.
722
00:31:14,747 --> 00:31:16,124
I can feel it coming.
723
00:31:16,207 --> 00:31:17,709
Well, maybe
you shouldn't let him.
724
00:31:18,334 --> 00:31:18,793
It is not that easy.
725
00:31:21,379 --> 00:31:21,796
Hey, wanna go get dessert?
726
00:31:23,965 --> 00:31:25,967
Once again. Grounded.
727
00:31:26,050 --> 00:31:27,677
You said he went
to the fundraiser.
728
00:31:27,760 --> 00:31:29,137
Which means he'll be occupied
729
00:31:29,220 --> 00:31:31,514
for the next couple
of hours at least.
730
00:31:31,598 --> 00:31:32,307
You'll be back
before you know it.
731
00:31:32,390 --> 00:31:34,392
We can even take a car.
732
00:31:35,435 --> 00:31:37,061
Come on. Come on.
733
00:31:38,062 --> 00:31:38,896
Come on.
734
00:31:41,274 --> 00:31:44,193
♪ ("COOL YULE"
BY LOUIS ARMSTRONG PLAYING) ♪
735
00:31:50,575 --> 00:31:52,702
Quick, before she
sees us talking.
736
00:31:52,785 --> 00:31:54,412
She's planning to make the drop
at intermission
737
00:31:54,495 --> 00:31:55,872
for maximum impact.
738
00:31:55,955 --> 00:31:58,333
So many of our targets are here.
Look.
739
00:31:58,416 --> 00:32:00,001
I just don't know
how to stop her.
740
00:32:00,084 --> 00:32:02,170
I can't even believe
she knows how to do it.
741
00:32:02,253 --> 00:32:04,422
She can't send an email
without tech support.
742
00:32:10,678 --> 00:32:11,804
Heidi.
743
00:32:15,725 --> 00:32:17,685
So where is my future
brother-in-law?
744
00:32:17,769 --> 00:32:20,021
Klaus had a last-minute meeting
with his legal team.
745
00:32:20,104 --> 00:32:21,898
You know, Max heard you
on the phone.
746
00:32:21,981 --> 00:32:23,858
You mean overheard parts
of a conversation
747
00:32:23,941 --> 00:32:26,027
and then made up the rest
to suit his own narrative?
748
00:32:26,110 --> 00:32:27,362
Why would he lie?
749
00:32:27,445 --> 00:32:28,905
Ever since
I took Max's virginity,
750
00:32:28,988 --> 00:32:31,115
he's made me
his security blanket.
751
00:32:31,199 --> 00:32:33,993
Whenever he gets rejected,
he'll send me sad DMs
752
00:32:34,077 --> 00:32:35,119
asking if I miss him.
753
00:32:37,413 --> 00:32:39,165
Your friend's in pain, Ottocado.
754
00:32:39,248 --> 00:32:42,710
And he's trying to numb it
by yanking his blanky back
755
00:32:42,794 --> 00:32:44,545
- from another boy.
It's not just Max.
756
00:32:44,629 --> 00:32:47,215
It's not. I mean,
I never thought that
you would get married either.
757
00:32:47,298 --> 00:32:49,509
Trust that your older,
wiser sister
758
00:32:49,592 --> 00:32:51,552
knows what she's doing,
759
00:32:51,636 --> 00:32:53,054
and promise me
you'll stop this?
760
00:33:00,561 --> 00:33:01,938
Hey, are you okay?
761
00:33:02,021 --> 00:33:04,899
You've been so quiet
ever since our session.
762
00:33:08,194 --> 00:33:08,903
I thought I would
gain more clarity,
763
00:33:08,986 --> 00:33:11,864
but I feel more confused
than ever.
764
00:33:11,948 --> 00:33:14,575
Why does it feel like
it's not enough anymore?
765
00:33:17,870 --> 00:33:19,622
I feel like we have
tried everything.
766
00:33:19,706 --> 00:33:23,543
Opening our relationships.
Like, many, many threesomes.
767
00:33:23,626 --> 00:33:25,670
Radical honesty. But still...
768
00:33:25,753 --> 00:33:27,755
there's this nagging feeling
inside of me
769
00:33:27,839 --> 00:33:30,508
like I left my phone somewhere
even though...
770
00:33:30,591 --> 00:33:32,385
...I can see that
it's in my hand.
771
00:33:34,262 --> 00:33:35,304
Hi.
772
00:33:38,182 --> 00:33:39,600
Three tickets for Hope.
773
00:33:41,686 --> 00:33:44,230
No, I only, uh, purchased two.
774
00:33:44,313 --> 00:33:46,441
Sorry. Says here
you ordered three.
775
00:33:47,358 --> 00:33:49,110
Thanks.
776
00:33:54,365 --> 00:33:56,617
Hey, just take it easy.
777
00:33:56,701 --> 00:33:59,120
Dr. Guralnik said not to expect
our relationship
778
00:33:59,203 --> 00:34:00,580
to fulfill every need.
779
00:34:03,958 --> 00:34:05,334
Wow. She came.
780
00:34:06,419 --> 00:34:07,962
Why don't you
go say hi to her
781
00:34:08,045 --> 00:34:11,382
while I fill our extra seat with
cookies and hot toddies for you?
782
00:34:13,176 --> 00:34:14,010
I love you.
783
00:34:20,141 --> 00:34:20,725
Hey.
784
00:34:20,808 --> 00:34:23,311
I see your grandma flew in, huh?
785
00:34:24,020 --> 00:34:25,730
Yes. She's here.
786
00:34:25,813 --> 00:34:28,024
- Look, I know I said--
- I'm sorry that-- Oh.
787
00:34:33,488 --> 00:34:34,906
I come bearing gifts.
788
00:34:35,573 --> 00:34:37,283
I can't accept this.
789
00:34:37,366 --> 00:34:39,577
Not until our Christmas Eve
gift exchange.
790
00:34:39,660 --> 00:34:39,994
I mean, it's tradition, Julien.
791
00:34:42,121 --> 00:34:44,999
Well, I'm leaving for Indiana
in the morning.
792
00:34:45,082 --> 00:34:47,627
It'll be good to be
around family.
793
00:34:47,710 --> 00:34:50,421
- We're your family.
- Are you?
794
00:34:50,505 --> 00:34:53,883
♪ ("I'LL BE HOME FOR CHRISTMAS"
BY THE BEACH BOYS PLAYING) ♪
795
00:34:53,966 --> 00:34:55,384
Just open your gift, okay?
796
00:35:08,022 --> 00:35:09,273
I love it.
797
00:35:09,357 --> 00:35:13,361
Well, um, there's something
in here for everyone,
798
00:35:13,444 --> 00:35:15,696
so if I just leave it
at the coat check,
799
00:35:15,780 --> 00:35:18,324
- can you hand it out?
- Yeah. And then, um,
800
00:35:18,407 --> 00:35:20,701
I'll tell everyone to
bring your gifts to Hudson
801
00:35:20,785 --> 00:35:22,328
and you can open them
on New Year's.
802
00:35:22,411 --> 00:35:24,914
- Yeah.
Thank you.
803
00:35:26,415 --> 00:35:29,877
I know what I heard, okay?
What are you waiting for?
804
00:35:29,961 --> 00:35:32,421
Did you know that Boat Shoe
is at an emergency meeting
805
00:35:32,505 --> 00:35:34,757
- with his legal team right now?
- What do you expect me to do?
806
00:35:34,841 --> 00:35:36,843
Find out the hell he's up to.
Okay?
807
00:35:36,926 --> 00:35:39,136
I mean this is your business
as well, right? No?
808
00:35:50,565 --> 00:35:53,901
Look, I'm with-- I'm with Heidi,
uh, but her phone died,
809
00:35:53,985 --> 00:35:54,569
and she's looking for
the updated filings
810
00:35:54,652 --> 00:35:56,654
from the Wagner Group.
811
00:35:57,446 --> 00:35:58,865
Can you send them to me?
812
00:35:58,948 --> 00:35:59,282
Right. Danke.
813
00:36:01,951 --> 00:36:05,121
Wow, I always forget
you can do that. It's so hot.
814
00:36:07,874 --> 00:36:09,959
Oh, my God.
Can you believe her?
815
00:36:10,042 --> 00:36:11,961
I know, so tragic.
816
00:36:12,044 --> 00:36:15,715
Every year, that same outfit.
As if no one would notice.
817
00:36:15,798 --> 00:36:17,925
You would think she could
at least accessorize.
818
00:36:18,009 --> 00:36:19,427
You don't think all those
dead stray hairs do that?
819
00:36:23,014 --> 00:36:24,015
Ladies.
820
00:36:33,691 --> 00:36:35,693
I'm sure they weren't talking--
821
00:36:35,776 --> 00:36:38,696
Of course they were talking
about me.
822
00:36:38,779 --> 00:36:40,615
And I thought
I looked nice tonight.
823
00:36:41,157 --> 00:36:42,241
Cunts.
824
00:36:42,325 --> 00:36:46,370
Well, I'd rather look like this
than botoxidermy, anyway.
825
00:36:46,454 --> 00:36:48,873
That's actually funny?
826
00:36:48,956 --> 00:36:52,168
- Pippa deserves what's coming.
- What is coming?
827
00:36:52,251 --> 00:36:55,880
Spotted. Pips taking care
of some Unplanned Parenthood
828
00:36:55,963 --> 00:36:58,591
after getting knocked up
by Tyler Matheson,
829
00:36:58,674 --> 00:37:00,968
who ditched her seconds after
he set foot at Penn.
830
00:37:01,052 --> 00:37:02,011
Gossip Girl would never
shame anyone
831
00:37:02,094 --> 00:37:04,013
for exercising
their right to choose.
832
00:37:04,096 --> 00:37:07,475
Her own mother sent
that tip in, Kate.
833
00:37:07,934 --> 00:37:09,477
Her mother.
834
00:37:09,560 --> 00:37:12,688
And when she finds that out,
and about all the things
835
00:37:12,772 --> 00:37:14,732
that her bestie
has sent in on her...
836
00:37:14,815 --> 00:37:18,361
...it's gonna get
real Tiger King real fast.
837
00:37:19,987 --> 00:37:20,988
Sharon, wait.
838
00:37:26,285 --> 00:37:26,744
This is dessert?
839
00:37:26,827 --> 00:37:28,996
Speakeasys are no longer
840
00:37:29,080 --> 00:37:30,623
just for business bro
craft cocktails.
841
00:37:30,706 --> 00:37:33,417
The mood is dessert.
842
00:37:45,096 --> 00:37:46,347
You brought me to
St. Ann's Warehouse?
843
00:37:46,430 --> 00:37:49,517
My dad will commit
filicide if he sees me here.
844
00:37:49,600 --> 00:37:50,851
You're in the walls,
my darling girl.
845
00:37:50,935 --> 00:37:53,646
He can't see you.
846
00:37:53,729 --> 00:37:56,524
You are grout.
You are mortar.
847
00:37:59,777 --> 00:38:01,445
Another pocket of you.
848
00:38:06,450 --> 00:38:09,328
♪ Silent night ♪
849
00:38:11,956 --> 00:38:15,793
♪ Holy night ♪
850
00:38:16,919 --> 00:38:20,923
♪ Shepherds quake ♪
851
00:38:22,508 --> 00:38:27,179
♪ At the sight ♪
852
00:38:28,639 --> 00:38:31,684
♪ Glories stream ♪
853
00:38:32,476 --> 00:38:36,313
♪ From heaven above ♪
854
00:38:38,816 --> 00:38:41,902
♪ Holy hosts ♪
855
00:38:41,986 --> 00:38:46,907
♪ Sing alleluia ♪
856
00:38:49,160 --> 00:38:53,330
♪ Sleep in heavenly... ♪
857
00:38:55,082 --> 00:38:58,335
♪ Peace ♪
858
00:39:00,463 --> 00:39:06,385
♪ Sleep in heavenly peace ♪
859
00:39:09,972 --> 00:39:12,141
Good night, everybody.
860
00:39:13,059 --> 00:39:15,519
Thank you all for coming out!
861
00:39:18,689 --> 00:39:20,316
You're the boss, applesauce.
862
00:39:28,783 --> 00:39:30,201
Holy shit.
We gotta get out of here.
863
00:39:30,284 --> 00:39:32,286
- It's intermission.
- No, my dad just
invited me, and I missed it.
864
00:39:32,369 --> 00:39:33,788
I gotta go home and change,
865
00:39:33,871 --> 00:39:35,289
and then we gotta
come back here, I guess.
866
00:39:35,373 --> 00:39:37,124
Okay, okay, okay.
We can go out the back.
867
00:39:38,000 --> 00:39:40,252
Hi.
- Audrey.
868
00:39:41,212 --> 00:39:42,963
It's been so long.
How are you?
869
00:39:43,047 --> 00:39:44,465
Oh, it's so great to see you.
870
00:39:44,548 --> 00:39:45,883
How was volunteering
at the food bank?
871
00:39:45,966 --> 00:39:47,468
- Food bank?
- Mm-hmm.
872
00:39:47,551 --> 00:39:50,846
It was great. Yeah.
Really busy this time of year.
873
00:39:50,930 --> 00:39:52,973
Good for you, helping out
during the holidays.
874
00:39:53,057 --> 00:39:55,726
Speaking of helping, I, um...
875
00:39:55,810 --> 00:39:58,145
I'm really glad that you were
able to come and be with Julien.
876
00:39:58,229 --> 00:40:01,107
I was not going to
leave her alone.
877
00:40:02,108 --> 00:40:04,443
- Isn't Davis there?
- He moved out last week.
878
00:40:04,527 --> 00:40:07,780
Look, I know that Jules would
prefer to live on her own,
879
00:40:07,863 --> 00:40:11,492
but... she will feel better once
she's back with us. She'll see.
880
00:40:11,575 --> 00:40:14,703
♪ ("FAIRYTALE OF NEW YORK"
BY THE POGUES PLAYING) ♪
881
00:40:18,666 --> 00:40:19,375
Oh, my God, she's gonna do it
right now,
882
00:40:19,458 --> 00:40:21,794
and I can't do anything
to stop her.
883
00:40:21,877 --> 00:40:23,003
- Give me your phones.
- What? No.
884
00:40:23,087 --> 00:40:24,463
Do it. No case, no case.
885
00:40:25,589 --> 00:40:27,508
All right. Bye.
886
00:40:30,970 --> 00:40:33,013
Good luck
with the Grinch.
887
00:40:34,390 --> 00:40:36,475
You stole my phone!
888
00:40:36,559 --> 00:40:38,602
- Uh, what are you doing?
Security! Security!
889
00:40:38,686 --> 00:40:40,020
Oh, you've got to be kidding.
890
00:40:40,104 --> 00:40:40,896
This woman is a thief.
She's stolen my phone.
891
00:40:40,980 --> 00:40:42,982
I did no such thing--
892
00:40:43,065 --> 00:40:44,567
- Wait! Hey!
- I bet if you look
through her bag,
893
00:40:44,650 --> 00:40:46,944
you'll find all sorts of things.
Phones, food, drugs...
894
00:40:47,027 --> 00:40:49,321
- What on earth is going on here?
- This woman stole my phone.
895
00:40:49,405 --> 00:40:52,324
Mine too. Look,
she also stole my Zoloft.
896
00:40:52,408 --> 00:40:54,326
Oh boy, of course.
897
00:40:54,410 --> 00:40:56,829
You wanna tell my sister
the real reason
898
00:40:56,912 --> 00:40:58,205
you want a long engagement,
or shall I?
899
00:40:58,289 --> 00:40:59,748
- Obie, what are you--
- What is this?
900
00:40:59,832 --> 00:41:00,958
Well, this is proof
901
00:41:01,041 --> 00:41:02,585
the only reason you proposed was
to get my sister to convince
902
00:41:02,668 --> 00:41:05,838
my family to save your family's
hotels from going under,
903
00:41:05,921 --> 00:41:07,798
and when you get what you want,
you're gonna leave.
904
00:41:11,302 --> 00:41:12,428
Tell me this isn't real.
905
00:41:13,762 --> 00:41:14,763
I can explain.
906
00:41:19,226 --> 00:41:21,145
♪ (SOFT CHRISTMAS MUSIC
PLAYING) ♪
907
00:41:27,234 --> 00:41:28,736
Zoya, you made it.
908
00:41:29,403 --> 00:41:31,155
And brought a friend?
909
00:41:32,364 --> 00:41:33,574
Oh, no.
910
00:41:33,657 --> 00:41:37,494
So, when did you plan
on telling me this?
911
00:41:37,578 --> 00:41:41,207
Before or after there was
800 miles between us?
912
00:41:41,290 --> 00:41:44,585
I didn't want to upset you.
Not on my last night.
913
00:41:44,668 --> 00:41:45,544
Your last night?
914
00:41:45,628 --> 00:41:49,340
- Are you kidding me right now?
- Do you care?
915
00:41:49,423 --> 00:41:51,592
It's not like I've heard
from you for the past week.
916
00:41:52,468 --> 00:41:53,969
Of course I care.
917
00:41:54,053 --> 00:41:56,472
Doesn't matter. I'm the problem.
918
00:41:56,555 --> 00:41:58,432
- You're not a problem--
And it'll stay that way
919
00:41:58,515 --> 00:42:01,769
until I truly face
what's happening to me
920
00:42:01,852 --> 00:42:05,898
instead of expecting the people
I love to shield me from that.
921
00:42:05,981 --> 00:42:08,234
You don't have to
abandon us to do that.
922
00:42:14,198 --> 00:42:15,616
It's not my choice to make.
923
00:42:21,830 --> 00:42:23,249
So, who are all of these?
924
00:42:23,332 --> 00:42:24,875
They're theirs, but they're just
trying to get me to--
925
00:42:24,959 --> 00:42:28,921
Stop making a mistake that'll
hurt everyone, including you.
926
00:42:29,004 --> 00:42:31,257
Stealing is not a mistake.
It's a crime.
927
00:42:31,340 --> 00:42:33,300
We just want our phones back.
We're not gonna press charges.
928
00:42:33,384 --> 00:42:35,552
Press charges?
Oh my God.
929
00:42:35,636 --> 00:42:37,888
Okay. So we're all good here?
930
00:42:37,972 --> 00:42:38,681
- Peachy.
931
00:42:44,019 --> 00:42:47,106
Well, this is very childish.
Even for you children.
932
00:42:47,189 --> 00:42:47,564
Give me my phone back.
933
00:42:49,358 --> 00:42:51,485
Don't do it, I beg of you.
934
00:42:51,568 --> 00:42:54,571
We're the ones who
need to be fixed, not them.
935
00:42:54,655 --> 00:42:56,573
It's not their fault
for taking the bait.
936
00:42:56,657 --> 00:43:00,286
It's mine for throwing it
in the water.
937
00:43:00,369 --> 00:43:02,913
They're just doing
what they're supposed to do.
938
00:43:02,997 --> 00:43:06,667
Fuck up and make mistakes
so they can learn and grow.
939
00:43:06,750 --> 00:43:09,545
But if you release everything
they did to each other,
940
00:43:09,628 --> 00:43:12,423
they won't grow.
They'll regress.
941
00:43:12,506 --> 00:43:16,302
We swore to keep all business
off the table.
942
00:43:16,385 --> 00:43:17,886
But we started as
business associates.
943
00:43:17,970 --> 00:43:20,848
A Bergmann and Wagner union
was already in the works.
944
00:43:20,931 --> 00:43:21,640
And when we fell in love,
945
00:43:21,724 --> 00:43:24,643
we took all business
off the table.
946
00:43:24,727 --> 00:43:25,853
And I tried,
947
00:43:25,936 --> 00:43:27,313
but the deal was too good.
948
00:43:27,396 --> 00:43:29,898
I had an obligation to
my company to see it through.
949
00:43:31,442 --> 00:43:34,278
- I was planning on telling you.
- After we were married?
950
00:43:35,487 --> 00:43:38,532
Why do you think that I wanted
a long engagement?
951
00:43:38,615 --> 00:43:41,744
I wanted to know for certain
that you loved me
952
00:43:41,827 --> 00:43:43,287
more than you love business.
953
00:43:44,288 --> 00:43:46,457
I do. I do love you more.
954
00:43:46,540 --> 00:43:49,752
How can I believe anything
that you say now?
955
00:43:50,919 --> 00:43:52,880
It's over.
956
00:43:58,510 --> 00:44:00,137
Are you actually
telling me this?
957
00:44:00,220 --> 00:44:02,139
You were already here?
958
00:44:02,222 --> 00:44:03,849
- Dad, we--
She was.
959
00:44:03,932 --> 00:44:05,434
- Shan!
- Tell him the truth, Zoya.
960
00:44:05,517 --> 00:44:06,643
I'm sorry. Who's this person?
961
00:44:06,727 --> 00:44:07,353
I'm your daughter's best friend.
962
00:44:07,436 --> 00:44:08,687
No, she's not. And she's--
963
00:44:08,771 --> 00:44:11,565
And as her best friend,
if she won't tell you, I will.
964
00:44:13,817 --> 00:44:16,820
She's cracking under the weight
of your expectations.
965
00:44:16,904 --> 00:44:19,490
Yes, it was her idea to move
to New York,
966
00:44:19,573 --> 00:44:20,908
but every day
since you got here,
967
00:44:20,991 --> 00:44:24,912
the pressure on her to make
you proud has only grown.
968
00:44:24,995 --> 00:44:26,955
She knows how unhappy
she constantly makes you,
969
00:44:27,039 --> 00:44:30,793
how-- how much you struggle
with her consistent failures.
970
00:44:32,795 --> 00:44:35,130
She knows how much you wish
none of this ever happened.
971
00:44:35,214 --> 00:44:37,341
- I've never said--
You don't have to.
972
00:44:38,008 --> 00:44:39,176
She feels it.
973
00:44:39,259 --> 00:44:40,386
Don't you?
974
00:44:42,012 --> 00:44:43,305
Dad, you don't think I notice
975
00:44:43,389 --> 00:44:44,431
you working
all these extra hours
976
00:44:44,515 --> 00:44:46,433
when I go to bed
on the weekends?
977
00:44:46,517 --> 00:44:48,102
You're killing yourself
to keep me here,
978
00:44:48,185 --> 00:44:49,269
and you don't even
want to be here.
979
00:44:49,353 --> 00:44:53,440
I haven't seen you smile, like,
really smile, since Buffalo.
980
00:44:55,192 --> 00:44:57,277
It is all my fault.
981
00:44:57,361 --> 00:44:58,612
I noticed something early on.
982
00:44:58,695 --> 00:45:01,198
When someone sends a tip in
and we don't post it,
983
00:45:01,281 --> 00:45:04,368
they begin to ask why.
984
00:45:04,451 --> 00:45:06,745
That forces them to reflect
on what they did,
985
00:45:06,829 --> 00:45:08,789
and that's how we change them.
986
00:45:08,872 --> 00:45:10,499
That's how we win.
987
00:45:11,875 --> 00:45:14,503
You can make us win
again, Sharon.
988
00:45:15,838 --> 00:45:17,506
You have the power now.
989
00:45:18,382 --> 00:45:19,633
It's in your hands.
990
00:45:27,474 --> 00:45:28,475
You know, I've been
so disappointed in all the lies,
991
00:45:28,559 --> 00:45:31,395
I... never really stopped
to think about
992
00:45:31,478 --> 00:45:33,772
why you might be telling them.
993
00:45:33,856 --> 00:45:35,899
I just... I don't want to be
a burden.
994
00:45:36,442 --> 00:45:37,484
You aren't.
995
00:45:38,068 --> 00:45:40,279
You never could be.
996
00:45:40,362 --> 00:45:42,990
I'm sorry I've been putting you
under so much pressure.
997
00:45:44,658 --> 00:45:45,868
I'm not in this alone.
998
00:45:46,452 --> 00:45:48,662
And neither are you.
999
00:46:02,259 --> 00:46:04,636
Wait. What is this?
I don't know.
1000
00:46:04,720 --> 00:46:06,472
Bianca,
what are you talking about?
1001
00:46:06,555 --> 00:46:08,015
- It's official. We're back.
1002
00:46:08,098 --> 00:46:09,224
Not gonna lie, I was kinda
hoping Sharon wouldn't
1003
00:46:09,308 --> 00:46:11,643
roll over so easy.
1004
00:46:11,727 --> 00:46:14,021
I strangely liked
going up against her.
1005
00:46:14,104 --> 00:46:16,690
The ghost of Christmas future?
I'm glad she's gone.
1006
00:46:16,773 --> 00:46:20,319
So, what will our first
post back be?
1007
00:46:20,402 --> 00:46:22,488
A takedown of the teachers?
Cleaning of the slate?
1008
00:46:22,571 --> 00:46:23,906
You bitch! He's mine!
Take him!
1009
00:46:23,989 --> 00:46:26,825
As long as you don't care
that he tastes like me.
1010
00:46:30,037 --> 00:46:31,622
Bianca, stop.
1011
00:46:35,626 --> 00:46:38,712
-♪
1012
00:46:49,973 --> 00:46:52,184
Please do not do your thing.
I am not in the mood.
1013
00:46:52,267 --> 00:46:53,268
What thing?
1014
00:46:54,186 --> 00:46:55,020
Puppy dog, Noble-O,
1015
00:46:55,103 --> 00:46:57,731
I'm-so-sorry
I-had-good-intentions thing.
1016
00:46:57,814 --> 00:46:59,233
Our parents may let you
get away with it,
1017
00:46:59,316 --> 00:47:00,567
but it won't work on me.
1018
00:47:00,651 --> 00:47:03,070
They let me get away with things
because they've given up on me.
1019
00:47:03,654 --> 00:47:05,697
Can you blame them?
1020
00:47:05,781 --> 00:47:07,699
I let you in on the one thing
that's made me happy,
1021
00:47:07,783 --> 00:47:08,700
and you fuck it up.
1022
00:47:08,784 --> 00:47:11,745
I can't stay in this city
another second. I--
1023
00:47:13,121 --> 00:47:14,122
God.
1024
00:47:15,958 --> 00:47:17,209
He left me.
1025
00:47:17,292 --> 00:47:20,337
He... really left me.
1026
00:47:36,853 --> 00:47:39,898
Heidi, uh,
I'm sorry if you got hurt...
1027
00:47:39,982 --> 00:47:40,899
- Oh, fuck.
-...you know, but, uh...
1028
00:47:41,900 --> 00:47:43,944
if you ever need anyone
to lick the wounds,
1029
00:47:44,570 --> 00:47:46,989
wherever they may be...
1030
00:47:47,072 --> 00:47:48,448
When are you gonna grow up?
1031
00:47:48,532 --> 00:47:50,617
Oh, what's the fun in that, huh?
1032
00:47:50,701 --> 00:47:53,620
I mean, who doesn't want to be
Peter Pan and Wendy forever?
1033
00:47:53,704 --> 00:47:55,831
You know, find some
lost boys to get lost in?
1034
00:47:56,707 --> 00:47:57,666
Goodbye, Max.
1035
00:47:57,749 --> 00:47:59,626
Oh, Heidi,
will you just cut the shit?
1036
00:47:59,710 --> 00:48:02,963
Huh? I mean,
it's just you and me.
1037
00:48:03,046 --> 00:48:04,256
Max, I loved him!
1038
00:48:04,965 --> 00:48:06,633
Like real love.
1039
00:48:06,717 --> 00:48:10,095
But you, you can't...
you can't get it.
1040
00:48:10,178 --> 00:48:12,848
People like you
and people like me,
1041
00:48:12,931 --> 00:48:14,433
we don't fall in love.
1042
00:48:15,225 --> 00:48:15,892
People like you might not.
1043
00:48:17,894 --> 00:48:20,188
But I'm glad I am not you.
1044
00:48:30,240 --> 00:48:31,408
Come here.
1045
00:48:35,913 --> 00:48:38,457
I'm so sorry I avoided you
all day yesterday.
1046
00:48:38,540 --> 00:48:42,252
I think I just needed
a moment of my own for a change.
1047
00:48:44,212 --> 00:48:44,838
I think I needed the same.
1048
00:48:46,089 --> 00:48:49,926
So, care to share a bit of
what's been going on with you?
1049
00:48:51,178 --> 00:48:53,680
Why don't we talk about it
tomorrow over coffee
1050
00:48:53,764 --> 00:48:55,515
- at the Laughing Man?
- Can I join?
1051
00:48:57,225 --> 00:48:59,102
Donna, hi. Um, I'm Zoya.
1052
00:48:59,186 --> 00:49:01,813
We didn't get a chance
to properly meet yesterday.
1053
00:49:01,897 --> 00:49:03,231
And I'm sorry about that.
1054
00:49:03,315 --> 00:49:05,359
I know how important
first impressions are,
1055
00:49:05,442 --> 00:49:07,986
and not to mention how important
you are to my sister.
1056
00:49:08,820 --> 00:49:10,864
And how important she is to me.
1057
00:49:10,947 --> 00:49:13,950
Perhaps I can get a redo
while you're still in town?
1058
00:49:14,034 --> 00:49:16,411
Join Audrey, Julien, and I
for coffee tomorrow?
1059
00:49:16,745 --> 00:49:17,996
I...
1060
00:49:20,248 --> 00:49:21,041
I'd like that.
1061
00:49:21,124 --> 00:49:23,877
Great. Well,
enjoy the rest of the show.
1062
00:49:30,008 --> 00:49:33,971
- I love you.
- No, I love you.
1063
00:49:34,054 --> 00:49:35,514
No, I love you.
1064
00:49:36,890 --> 00:49:38,642
No, I love you.
1065
00:49:38,725 --> 00:49:41,186
No. I love you.
1066
00:49:41,269 --> 00:49:44,398
I love you!
1067
00:49:44,481 --> 00:49:47,067
- You think she was right.
- I think she was right.
1068
00:49:49,236 --> 00:49:50,779
They say it isn't the holidays
1069
00:49:50,862 --> 00:49:52,614
until somebody cries.
1070
00:49:52,698 --> 00:49:54,116
But that doesn't mean
they can't be happy tears.
1071
00:50:01,957 --> 00:50:02,040
Babe.
1072
00:50:03,500 --> 00:50:05,460
I don't think we need
1073
00:50:05,544 --> 00:50:07,713
the world's most preeminent
couples therapist
1074
00:50:07,796 --> 00:50:11,091
to tell us why we haven't been
in sync with anyone else.
1075
00:50:12,509 --> 00:50:14,720
Well, it never was about them.
1076
00:50:16,847 --> 00:50:19,891
Some thing isn't missing.
1077
00:50:20,225 --> 00:50:21,101
Is it?
1078
00:50:21,685 --> 00:50:24,855
He's missing.
1079
00:50:26,022 --> 00:50:26,106
He's missing.
1080
00:50:27,315 --> 00:50:29,276
It's him.
1081
00:50:29,359 --> 00:50:33,572
I think this is the journey that
Dr. Guralnik was talking about.
1082
00:50:36,116 --> 00:50:37,284
I'm ready if you are.
1083
00:50:37,367 --> 00:50:40,954
Because the
holidays aren't about conflict,
1084
00:50:41,038 --> 00:50:42,164
they're about resolution.
1085
00:50:42,247 --> 00:50:45,709
♪ ("PRESSURE MACHINE"
BY THE KILLERS PLAYING) ♪
1086
00:50:45,792 --> 00:50:49,546
It's a time to put the ghosts of
Christmas Pasts behind us.
1087
00:50:49,629 --> 00:50:50,964
♪ Hope'll set your eyes agleam ♪
1088
00:50:53,842 --> 00:50:56,636
♪ Like four feet dangling
In the stream ♪
1089
00:50:58,597 --> 00:51:01,600
♪ The kingdom of God
It's a pressure machine ♪
1090
00:51:03,435 --> 00:51:06,229
♪ Every step
Gotta keep it clean ♪
1091
00:51:07,272 --> 00:51:10,734
♪ A mattress
On a hardwood floor... ♪
1092
00:51:14,070 --> 00:51:15,530
Cheers, son.
1093
00:51:18,366 --> 00:51:20,243
Here's to new beginnings,
1094
00:51:20,327 --> 00:51:22,412
and the freedom to do...
1095
00:51:24,247 --> 00:51:26,833
whatever the hell I want.
1096
00:51:26,917 --> 00:51:29,085
A time to
grab our Christmas Futures
1097
00:51:29,169 --> 00:51:30,921
by their bony hands
without fear,
1098
00:51:31,004 --> 00:51:34,591
only excitement
about what's to come.
1099
00:51:34,674 --> 00:51:36,635
♪ ("PRESSURE MACHINE"
CONTINUES) ♪
1100
00:51:39,763 --> 00:51:41,056
I never wanted this for you.
1101
00:51:41,139 --> 00:51:44,601
I'd thought your father's
troubles were behind him.
1102
00:51:45,519 --> 00:51:47,354
I thought mine were
when I had him.
1103
00:51:48,230 --> 00:51:48,271
But...
1104
00:51:51,983 --> 00:51:53,068
nothing is easy.
1105
00:51:54,736 --> 00:51:56,404
I tried to watch out for him,
1106
00:51:56,488 --> 00:52:01,493
but I guess I held on too tight
and he had to break free,
1107
00:52:02,786 --> 00:52:05,288
like I did with my mom.
1108
00:52:05,372 --> 00:52:07,165
♪ Keep the debt cloud
Off the kids... ♪
1109
00:52:07,916 --> 00:52:10,335
I just don't want that for you.
1110
00:52:11,670 --> 00:52:13,171
I love you, Grandma.
1111
00:52:15,799 --> 00:52:19,678
Goodbyes are difficult,
but, hey, it won't be for long.
1112
00:52:20,554 --> 00:52:23,306
- Okay?
1113
00:52:23,390 --> 00:52:25,851
♪ Sometimes I look
At the stars ♪
1114
00:52:27,978 --> 00:52:29,688
♪ And think about
How small we are... ♪
1115
00:52:29,771 --> 00:52:31,231
But you can't do that
1116
00:52:31,314 --> 00:52:33,191
without facing the past.
1117
00:52:33,275 --> 00:52:34,651
Facing what you've done.
1118
00:52:37,612 --> 00:52:39,948
♪ Good till the last drop ♪
1119
00:52:45,745 --> 00:52:47,914
Welcome home.
1120
00:52:47,998 --> 00:52:51,418
Or as I like to call it,
our temporary shelter for now.
1121
00:52:51,501 --> 00:52:53,753
It looks smaller than it was
on Thanksgiving.
1122
00:52:54,921 --> 00:52:57,883
- Yeah, I blame your luggage.
1123
00:53:02,721 --> 00:53:05,765
I'm so grateful to your dad
for reaching out to my grandma.
1124
00:53:05,849 --> 00:53:07,475
Yeah, and I'm grateful
that our time together
1125
00:53:07,559 --> 00:53:08,310
isn't being
unexpectedly cut short.
1126
00:53:11,021 --> 00:53:12,522
Okay. Let's get you
unpacked, though,
1127
00:53:12,606 --> 00:53:16,318
because we will be sharing
a very, very small closet space.
1128
00:53:17,861 --> 00:53:20,363
For however long
we're still here.
1129
00:53:24,159 --> 00:53:25,452
Um...
1130
00:53:25,535 --> 00:53:27,412
Oh, it's my friend, Shan.
1131
00:53:27,495 --> 00:53:29,789
Oh, she scored last-minute
tickets to The Hard Nut at BAM.
1132
00:53:29,873 --> 00:53:32,042
Do you mind if I...?
1133
00:53:32,125 --> 00:53:33,293
I'm fine.
1134
00:53:33,376 --> 00:53:35,378
- Are you sure?
Hey. We have...
1135
00:53:35,462 --> 00:53:37,088
the rest of the holiday to...
1136
00:53:38,006 --> 00:53:38,798
unpack a whole lot more
than my clothes.
1137
00:53:38,882 --> 00:53:40,967
Okay, I'll see you later.
1138
00:53:41,718 --> 00:53:43,637
Dad, I'm going out.
1139
00:53:43,720 --> 00:53:46,139
And nobody knows
better what you've done than me.
1140
00:53:46,222 --> 00:53:49,809
Your confessional.
Your therapist.
1141
00:53:49,893 --> 00:53:51,478
Your friend who tells you
the truth.
1142
00:53:51,561 --> 00:53:53,897
Or do I?
1143
00:53:53,980 --> 00:53:55,899
I don't think I've been
entirely honest.
1144
00:53:55,982 --> 00:53:57,984
How could I be, anonymously?
1145
00:53:58,068 --> 00:54:00,654
So maybe it's time to give you
1146
00:54:00,737 --> 00:54:02,197
the best gift I can offer.
1147
00:54:02,280 --> 00:54:04,908
Real change isn't hiding
behind something.
1148
00:54:04,991 --> 00:54:07,702
Real change comes from owning up
to what you've done.
1149
00:54:07,786 --> 00:54:11,623
We started small,
but it's all led to this.
1150
00:54:11,706 --> 00:54:13,458
It'll change everything.
1151
00:54:13,541 --> 00:54:14,292
That was the whole point.
1152
00:54:14,376 --> 00:54:17,379
And we didn't. Not really.
This can.
1153
00:54:17,462 --> 00:54:19,464
I told you I saw you,
1154
00:54:19,547 --> 00:54:21,841
but I meant I saw through you.
1155
00:54:21,925 --> 00:54:23,677
And it's not fair for me
1156
00:54:23,760 --> 00:54:25,178
to be the only one
with that superpower.
1157
00:54:25,261 --> 00:54:28,181
So this Christmas,
I'm giving it to you.
1158
00:54:28,264 --> 00:54:31,726
And while you may think
you don't deserve it,
1159
00:54:31,810 --> 00:54:33,228
I know it's just what you need.
1160
00:54:33,728 --> 00:54:36,106
So that's it?
1161
00:54:36,189 --> 00:54:39,317
Just gonna post every tip
anyone's ever sent in?
1162
00:54:39,401 --> 00:54:41,152
And who sent it.
1163
00:54:41,236 --> 00:54:43,405
They just need to click on
the link to open the google doc.
1164
00:54:45,532 --> 00:54:47,075
Here goes nothing.
1165
00:54:47,158 --> 00:54:48,034
Let's see what they do
1166
00:54:48,118 --> 00:54:50,829
when they have to face
what they've done.
1167
00:54:50,912 --> 00:54:53,665
I made my list.
I checked it twice.
1168
00:54:53,748 --> 00:54:56,710
You know you've been naughty.
Now pay the price.
1169
00:54:56,793 --> 00:55:01,673
Phase two begins now.
1170
00:55:01,756 --> 00:55:04,050
-Oh, God.
1171
00:55:04,134 --> 00:55:06,636
-What?
1172
00:55:07,804 --> 00:55:10,682
X-ho-ho-ho, Gossip Girl.